im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17
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Anonymous: what is your average wpm


I was intrigued so I just got back from doing a painstaking three hour experiment.  over the course of the three hours, I saw approximately 6 worms cross my driveway, which would make for an average worms per minute of .0333

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*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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when you look into the mirror after a day at school


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